Me and Joe Productions

By the next Tuesday, Paco was feeling the burn. The burn of 200 suns, located in his right eye. He suspected that it was contaminated with elephant feces from when he had talked to the elephant trainer. He was still too scared to talk to her. He wasn’t even sure what her name was, and he was far too scared to even admit to his friend the bearded lady that he liked the elephant trainer. Then he went to A&W restaurant, where he received massive amounts of literature on Jews for Jesus. He was unsure how this fit into the rest of his day, or why it was worth remembering, but he didn’t care.

Meanwhile, the Overly Large Retail Corporation & Spa®, had learned of Johnny’s death, and began to seek information on Paco. They weren’t sure that Paco had lived, as the accident report was not very through and Paco was not even mentioned in it. But they needed his DNA, and would do anything to get it.

“Do we even know if Paco was at the scene of the accident at all?” asked one corporate yes man.

“We believe that he was, he witnessed the whole thing,” replied the other.

“Then he may have wandered off in a confused state.”

“We believe he may always be in a confused state.”

“Damn it! Then he could be anywhere!”

“Except Mars.”

“What?”

“We have conducted an extensive search on the surface of Mars, and he was no where to be found. There is a chance he is below the surface, but llamas are not known to burrow often, so that is less than a 2.3% chance.”

“Wait, you felt the first place to search was all the way on Mars? Not a high percent gamble there.”

“My psychic told me to do it.”

“You asshole, you’re fired! Get the hell out of here!”

His replacement was much more competent. He discovered in a rather short time that Paco had filled out a form on line looking for an auto loan. He reported it to his boss, and quickly found out that Paco was not looking for his own auto insurance, but for his boss. They now knew that Paco worked at the circus, but it had already left town. So they needed to contact their company representatives in the town where the circus was headed to prepare to go talk to them. The new company representatives conducted their own search of Mars, and then contacted Paco’s boss at the circus. They wanted his help to butter up Paco to get his permission to get a sample of his sperm or at least his DNA.

Paco’s boss was in a very good mood. His car insurance quote was better than he had ever expected, and he credited Paco with doing such a wonderful job. He had luckily also heard of The Overly Large Retail Corporation & Spa®, and was aware of their questionable ethical practices. And because Paco had been so helpful, he decided to help Paco out. He told The Overly Large Retail Corporation & Spa® representatives they could come to his office for a meeting. He then told Paco about the meeting, and hid him in a cabinet so that he could hear the whole conversation.

“Hello, thanks for taking this meeting with us,” the representative said.

“Well, it is my pleasure, I want to see you and Paco come to an agreement, as well as make a healthy finders fee for myself,”replied the circus freak.

“Well yes, it would be a big help if you could help us talk to him. You see, with his DNA we could work on making clones of him, but the clones would not be as healthy as regular pocket llamas would be, and would require most massive amounts of research. So ideally we want to get him to give us some of his sperm.”

“I see, and you think that that would be hard?”

“Well there are risks involved, so the matter needs to be handled very delicately.”

“You mean he could die?”

“It is very possible, and we couldn’t find a doctor that would work with us without at least mentioning the risks. So can we count on you?”

“Of course, I’ll bring him by tomorrow.”/p>

“Thanks circus man!”

Paco, of course, now knew that The Overly Large Retail Corporation & Spa® was his enemy, and he must leave the circus forever. He thanked his boss for all his help, (“No problem, you got me a great deal on auto insurance!”) and prepared for his next great adventure. Paco knew that he had to be careful from now on, and had to learn more about The Overly Large Retail Corporation & Spa® as well as his own, as well as Johnny’s, backgrounds. But as he left he couldn’t help but wonder what it would have been like to have sex with the elephant trainer and if he would ever see her again. As he packed his bag, the burn in his eye intensified.

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