Randolph has Arrived!
October 3rd, 2006 by DirtyPjs
Dear all,
Prepare for the journey of a lifetime. The great and powerful Randolph had begun his attempt to take over the world, one full figured woman at a time. Each woman will be treated with respect, and subjected to Randolph’s “Love maneuver”. Randolph requests that each hour you bathe him in Natural Light beer, and smack him hard across the face. For your service, Randolph will present you with an autographed picture of his private area, and a copy of his books: “Ain’t no Jesus in this BH” and “IBS and you: Damn it burns!”. Get ready ladies, it’s go time!
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I totally loved the PizKnot. When is Randolph coming out with another album or going out on tour? I personally want to see him work with Little Jon and Eminem!
What a lovely tea party indeed!