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Neeble-Tirps, Neeble-Tirps, oh how they run and play,
But can they see me here, with no clothes on?
My pants are on fire,
It burns when I pee.
I’d fly to Mars now,
If not for the fee.
The Neeble-Tirps come to play at my feet,
But do they see me standing there, waiting for Johnny?
Tuesday will come,
Friday has past.
My llama has [...]

Check out this very well done video of classic album covers! Its enough to make my eye burn! I give it 2.3 llamas out of a possible 2.3 llamas.

Paco awoke the next day and had to poop. Upon visiting the toilet (which he had to share with all six of the acrobatic quintuplets) he discovered that it was halfway to diarrhea. Gross. But he was not deterred. He left a note for the elephant trainer telling her that he [...]

Well, the exhaustive restoration project is now complete. The Pants Patrol was Me and Joe Productions first project, and was thought to be gone forever. A VCR ate the only known copy, and then for years that damaged copy was lost. But it was recently found in the vaults of Me and [...]

And now for some current events! It kinda sucks how all your friends ditch you for setting off nuclear weapons.

If Llamas and Pants
Were like Jesus In France
Then Tuesday would be making me poop.

-DirtyPjs

This is Little J. Dizzle with the first installment of “Christian Chat.” During an escapade on the web, I found myself on a Christian chat site, www.churchusatoday.com. I began a private chat with “Sweetness81,” who offered to help me with some of my impure thoughts. It turns out that I may not [...]

Wow. My new favorite infomercial is the “Dual Action Cleanse” staring Captain Pony Tail. They talk about pooping for an entire hour with a straight face. I love when he says “compacted fecal matter”. That’s funny. So is this:
“Slow infrequent bowel movements may cause fatigue, bloating and overall sluggish feeling. [...]

By the next Tuesday, Paco was feeling the burn. The burn of 200 suns, located in his right eye. He suspected that it was contaminated with elephant feces from when he had talked to the elephant trainer. He was still too scared to talk to her. He wasn’t even sure what [...]

Paco was cold, hungry, and missed Johnny terribly. He has spent the days immediately following the accident wandering, exploring the bounds of his new freedom. But now he was lost, and unsure of what to do next.
He could sell his body for cash, or maybe wash windshields at busy intersections. He would [...]

Me and Joe is proud to bring you an introduction to an all new adventure series titled ” Paco the Pocket Llama®.” This series will follow a very small llama as he travels the world, searching for the meaning of life, discovering the secrets behind the death of Johnny, and trying to protect his [...]